Justin Bieber and other World Problems
I love J Biebs’ music almost as much as I love bathing in cow shit while being fisted in my eardrum by King Kong….. almost
Gay Rights & Masturbation – An open letter to his Holiness the Pope
Gay Rights & Masturbation – An open letter to his Holiness the Pope.
Self-educated confidence and Maria von Trapp
Self-educated confidence and Maria von Trapp – Officially the most corny blog ever, but the amazing illustration pretty much makes up for it.
The Beast
Between two hairy legs
about to give a standing ovation
Lies a beast some do despise:
my favourite topic for conversation
We’re doing it for the kids!
We’re doing it for the kids – While child abuse and neglect reaches an all time high… I came up with a revolutionairy idea: ‘obligated birth control untill proven to be a good mum’: Let’s insert some IUD’s. More after the jump.
Photo Journal – 2 Months of Kakalina
Photo Journal – I’m the proud and naked guardian of a little angel called KAKALINA. So, as promised, this is for you Suzy [and for everyone who's just bored enough to read this] ❤
Saturday´s Selfmades: Songwriting 1.0
A long long time ago, when poetry existed and romance wasn’t just to be found in movies, I had a boyfriend. It’s in the middle of this romanic happening that I wrote my first and only song about love.
Bloody Hell
Bloody Hell – This week I had a period, a period that was more bloody and disturbing than the ‘human centipede’. A period, so disturbing that I – obviously – had to write about it. I’m sorry.
A different journey
A different journey – A change of heart can suddenly change your view. Just some snippets of my mind about my first week back in Amsterdam. * Dirty-free
One year anniversary
Dear Illness, It´s has been a year since you appeared in front of me on a sunny afternoon in Sydney. At this little steakhouse on Manly Beach, you bitch-slapped me … Continue reading
